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		<title>Prime Michael Jordan vs Lebron James in 1 on 1, who wins?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lebron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jordan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lebron James is on a torrid pace right now with six straight games of scoring over...]]></description>
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<p><strong>Lebron James</strong> is on a torrid pace right now with six straight games of scoring over 30 points on a higher than 60% field goal percentage. <strong>Michael Jordan</strong> will be turn 50 years old this Sunday on the 17th. With this events converging, the hot topic on the internet right now is who would win in a game of one on one if Jordan was in his Prime?</p>
<p><strong>Magic Johnson</strong> seems to think that Jordan would win 10 out of 10 times but he&#8217;s a bit biased since he went up against Jordan.</p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If MJ and LeBron played 1-on-1 10 times, MJ would win all 10. MJ is the ultimate 1-on-1 player! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23MJvsLeBron">#MJvsLeBron</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/301484740521885697">February 13, 2013</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Lebron is bigger, faster, and stronger but Jordan has the edge in mental toughness and was a better scorer. It would be a matchup of the ages, who do you think would win?</p>
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		<title>[Pics October 25th] Funny Pic Dump</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Juggling skill level: Asian</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/juggling-skill-level-asian</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Vids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WIN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[juggle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the juggling skills of Akihiro Yanao, it gets good after the 3 minute mark.]]></description>
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<p>Check out the juggling skills of Akihiro Yanao, it gets good after the 3 minute mark.</p>
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		<title>Man doesn&#8217;t know when to quit, greedy shoplifter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greedy shoplifter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video of this greedy shoplifter. He just doesn&#8217;t know when to quit.]]></description>
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<p>Check out this video of this greedy shoplifter. He just doesn&#8217;t know when to quit.</p>
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		<title>[Pics - October 23rd] Funny Pic Dump</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/pics-october-23rd-funny-pic-dump</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>[Pics October 19th] Funny Pic Dump</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/pics-october-19th-funny-pic-dump</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 18:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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<div id="attachment_524868" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img src="http://static1.smackjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman-600x800.jpg" alt="" title="batman" width="600" height="800" class="size-large wp-image-524868" /><p class="wp-caption-text">BATMAN?</p></div>
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		<title>San Diego State University student hits half-court shot to win a Toyota Tacoma</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/san-diego-state-university-student-hits-half-court-shot-to-win-a-toyota-tacoma</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 20:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Diego State University student Craig Horlbeck entered a contest by Toyota on October 12, 2012....]]></description>
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<p><strong>San Diego State University</strong> student <strong>Craig Horlbeck</strong> entered a contest by <strong>Toyota</strong> on October 12, 2012.</p>
<p>He was chosen by random draw and he had one shot from half-court to win a brand new <strong>Toyota Tacoma</strong>. Check out his attempt below.</p>
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		<title>[Pics October 15th] Funny Image Pic Dump</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/pics-october-15th-funny-image-pic-dump</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 19:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Firefighter risks own life to save Suicidal Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/firefighter-risks-own-life-to-save-suicidal-girl</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[albania]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Albanian Firefighter has balls of steel.]]></description>
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<p>This Albanian Firefighter has balls of steel.</p>
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		<title>[Pics October 13th] Funny Image Pic Dump</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 17:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nun on the Run: Caught by CCTV stealing Beer</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/nun-on-the-run-caught-by-cctv-stealing-beer</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this CCTV footage of a shameless nun stealing beer.]]></description>
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<p>Check out this CCTV footage of a shameless nun stealing beer.</p>
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		<title>Real Life Assassin&#8217;s Creed</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/real-life-assassins-creed</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Life roof climbing like in Assassin&#8217;s Creed. He should try the leap of faith once.]]></description>
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<p>Real Life roof climbing like in <strong>Assassin&#8217;s Creed</strong>. He should try the leap of faith once.</p>
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		<title>Country Grammar, Nelly busted with 36 bags of Heroin, loaded gun, and more</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/country-grammar-nelly-busted-with-36-bags-of-heroin-loaded-gun-and-more</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think that with all the money he&#8217;s earned, he would think better. Nelly&#8216;s tour...]]></description>
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<p>You would think that with all the money he&#8217;s earned, he would think better.</p>
<p><strong>Nelly</strong>&#8216;s tour bus went through Sierra Blanca, Texas on the evening of October 10th and Nelly&#8217;s bus was found to have contained: 36 bags of heroin, ten pounds of weed, and a loaded .45 caliber pistol.</p>
<p>Statement from Hudspeth County Sheriff&#8217;s Office:</p>
<blockquote><p>On October 10, 2012 at approximately 8 pm. a 2007 Black Prevost Tour Bus that records later would reveal it belonged to Cornell Iral Haynes, a.k.a Nelly, who was onboard at the time, traveling eastbound on I-10 approached the U.S. Border Patrol Checkpoint located in Sierra Blanca, Texas. During a routine check of U.S. citizenship the inspecting Border Patrol agent, a canine detected the presence of concealed humans and/or controlled substances emitting from the seams of the main entrance of the vehicle and requested the driver to pull into the secondary inspection lane for further inspection. The agent requested all subjects to exit the bus so that a canine working the checkpoint could conduct an inspection of the vehicle. Upon entering the bus the canine alerted to a cardboard box. A further search produced a small plastic container containing marijuana, and (36) very small Ziploc bags containing Heroin and a loaded .45 cal pistol.</p>
<p>At that time all seven occupants of the vehicle were detained and read their Miranda Warning Rights. Upon further inspection of the canine alerted to an outside lower compartment of the vehicle&#8211;after accessing the compartment agents found a large green-duffle bag containing (9) vacuum sealed bags containing marijuana. (Total weight of the marijuana seized was 10.4 lbs and weight of the Heroin was a total of .64 ounces)</p>
<p>At that time Brian Keith Jones freely admitted that the controlled substances along with the weapon belonged to him and he was placed under arrest by U.S. Border Patrol agents and detained. The vehicle and all subjects except for Jones were released from the checkpoint and allowed to travel with no further incident. At approximately 9:30 p.m. the Hudspeth County Sheriff&#8217;s Office was contacted and upon arrival, Mr. Jones was taken into custody and transported to the Hudspeth County jail and is currently awaiting a bond-hearing expected to take place later today or tomorrow.</p></blockquote>
<p>Source &#038; Image: <a href="http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2012/10/nelly_heroin_weed_guns_arrest_texas.php" target="_blank">riverfronttimes</a></p>
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		<title>Why you shouldn&#8217;t train in Russia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only in Russia would have an MMA trainer knock out his student for fun.]]></description>
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<p>Only in Russia would have an MMA trainer knock out his student for fun.</p>
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		<title>[Pics October 11th] Funny Image Pic Dump</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>[Pics October 9th] Funny Image Pic Dump</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>$250,000 Ferrari 458 Italia loses in race to old BMW 3 series</title>
		<link>http://www.smackjuice.com/2012/10/250000-ferrari-458-italia-loses-in-race-to-old-bmw-3-series</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bit embarrassing losing the race but what would you rather pull up in front of...]]></description>
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<p>A bit embarrassing losing the race but what would you rather pull up in front of some hot chicks? The <strong>BMW</strong> might be a sleeper but you will be sleeping with many hot chicks if you own the <strong>Ferrari</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Group of teenagers attack Pittsburgh teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police are looking for the attacker who injured a CAPA teacher in Pittsburgh on Thursday. Investigators...]]></description>
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<p>Police are looking for the attacker who injured a CAPA teacher in Pittsburgh on Thursday. Investigators said the attack on James Addlespurger, 50, in an alley off of Liberty Avenue on Thursday afternoon was captured by several surveillance cameras.</p>
<p>The video shows Addlespurger walking by a group of teenagers when one of the teens abruptly hits him. Addlespurger falls and hits his head on the curb as the teens walk away.</p>
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<p>Stupid kids, hopefully they&#8217;re caught soon.</p>
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		<title>[Pics October 8th] Funny Image Pic Dump</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Tim Tebow to play in 666th Monday Night Football Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>supermachoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight&#8217;s...]]></description>
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<p>You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. </p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet tw-align-center"><p>Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight&#8217;s 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39</p>
<p>&mdash; Tim Tebow (@TimTebow) <a href="https://twitter.com/TimTebow/status/255349702172737536" data-datetime="2012-10-08T16:51:27+00:00">October 8, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Do you think <strong>Tim Tebow</strong> will come in to supplant <strong>Mark Sanchez</strong> as the new<strong> Jets</strong> starter tonight for the 666th M<strong>onday Night Football</strong> Game?</p>
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